Woman Of Action Gifts

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Gender Equality

International Women's Day

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Overjumpers

"I gotta be me!"

The Three Wise Queens

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

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Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Hillary Clinton

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

At This Rate

Manspreading in Art

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Stuntmen Directions

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

Applications

No means No!

Margaret Rutherford.