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Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

A Hole in the Dike

I.T. Fear

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Things that go beep in the night.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Separation Anxiety

I think I have a gilt complex.

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

One Way/Two Ways.

Mechanics price list.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

Very sad piggy bank

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

Full Harvest Moon

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'