Witty Wordsmith Mugs

Start their day with a dose of humor—our witty wordsmith mugs feature clever sayings and punny quips that will spark a smile with every sip.

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"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."

"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating." mockup

"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."

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"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay." mockup

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

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"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."

"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior." mockup

"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."

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'If I wanted this done honestly and above reproach, I wouldn't need a lawyer!'

'If I wanted this done honestly and above reproach, I wouldn't need a lawyer!' mockup

'If I wanted this done honestly and above reproach, I wouldn't need a lawyer!'

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"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?" mockup

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

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'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'

'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.' mockup

'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'

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I'm going to stop putting things off-starting tomorrow.

I'm going to stop putting things off-starting tomorrow. mockup

I'm going to stop putting things off-starting tomorrow.

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"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."

"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty." mockup

"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."

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'I did make a 'To-Do List.' The first thing I put on it was, 'Make A To-Don't List.''

'I did make a 'To-Do List.' The first thing I put on it was, 'Make A To-Don't List.'' mockup

'I did make a 'To-Do List.' The first thing I put on it was, 'Make A To-Don't List.''

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To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.) mockup

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

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'It's a thin line between love and contempt of court, your honor.'

'It's a thin line between love and contempt of court, your honor.' mockup

'It's a thin line between love and contempt of court, your honor.'

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'I have a daughter in handbags and a son in luggage.'

'I have a daughter in handbags and a son in luggage.' mockup

'I have a daughter in handbags and a son in luggage.'

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The young Don Rickles

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'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.' mockup

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

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First Person

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"Crazy busy—you?"

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Road Guilt

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The Comma Sutra

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"That makes sense." - "Sophism of the worst sort."

"That makes sense." - "Sophism of the worst sort." mockup

"That makes sense." - "Sophism of the worst sort."

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"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?" mockup

"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"

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"Just once, I'd like to be called an intelligent dog."

"Just once, I'd like to be called an intelligent dog." mockup

"Just once, I'd like to be called an intelligent dog."

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"And while I admire the nuanced pragmatic stylings you bring to your argument, I still must insist that you eat your vegetables."

"And while I admire the nuanced pragmatic stylings you bring to your argument, I still must insist that you eat your vegetables." mockup

"And while I admire the nuanced pragmatic stylings you bring to your argument, I still must insist that you eat your vegetables."

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Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

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"I'll have one long Belch ale, an Old Makesmepee, and two Dumb Flirt Lights on tap."

"I'll have one long Belch ale, an Old Makesmepee, and two Dumb Flirt Lights on tap." mockup

"I'll have one long Belch ale, an Old Makesmepee, and two Dumb Flirt Lights on tap."

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So Long, Farewell, Thank God, Good Riddance.

So Long, Farewell, Thank God, Good Riddance. mockup

So Long, Farewell, Thank God, Good Riddance.

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I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist. mockup

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

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"What do you mean? I'm in shape!" "Sure. I guess round is a shape."

"What do you mean? I'm in shape!" "Sure. I guess round is a shape." mockup

"What do you mean? I'm in shape!" "Sure. I guess round is a shape."

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Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm. mockup

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

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"We should have taken a eweber."

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Ho!... Ho!... ho!

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Bagel problems.

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"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying." mockup

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

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Sed Revocare Gradum.

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Please Take A Tab So That You Can Remember This Great Flyer

Please Take A Tab So That You Can Remember This Great Flyer mockup

Please Take A Tab So That You Can Remember This Great Flyer

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'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?' mockup

'I heard it was you who parked next to me and put a dent in my car door. Where do you want your vaporized ashes sent?'

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Witty Wordsmith Mugs Collection

Witty Wordsmith Pillows

Find the perfect witty pillows to add humor and personality to any sofa or bedroom space.

Witty Wordsmith Prints

Enhance their living space with witty prints featuring clever quotes and humorous graphics that celebrate language and humor.

Witty Wordsmith T-Shirts

Discover humorous, clever t-shirts that let language aficionados showcase their wit and style wherever they go.