Witty Whisky Drinker Pillows

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Touché"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Drive-thru Church

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Cold caller.

A lesson in wit

The Gilmore Girls

"Is that neat whisky?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

You can kiss me later

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."