Witty Wardrobe Warrior Pillows

"Disaster insurance doesn't cover fashion disasters and if it did, your outfit would be considered a pre-existing condition."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Easter Egg

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

Knights of the iPhone

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

Jeans Styles

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."