Witty Sanitizer Pillows

Noise Pollution

Flu vaccine.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Covid Vaccine

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

One Way/Two Ways.

Mechanics price list.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"What have you been up to lately?"

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'

Sanitizer

The dark side of hand santizer

Fighting Covid