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'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!' mockup

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!' mockup

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!' mockup

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!' mockup

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM! mockup

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM! mockup

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM! mockup

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM! mockup

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

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A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her mockup

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her mockup

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her mockup

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her mockup

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

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"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter." mockup

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter." mockup

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter." mockup

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter." mockup

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimeﬁghter."

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'Oh, and one more thing

'Oh, and one more thing mockup

'Oh, and one more thing mockup

'Oh, and one more thing mockup

'Oh, and one more thing mockup

'Oh, and one more thing

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"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one." mockup

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one." mockup

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one." mockup

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one." mockup

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

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"I'll have a man overboard!"

"I'll have a man overboard!" mockup

"I'll have a man overboard!" mockup

"I'll have a man overboard!" mockup

"I'll have a man overboard!" mockup

"I'll have a man overboard!"

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Heart To Heart mockup

Heart To Heart mockup

Heart To Heart mockup

Heart To Heart mockup

Heart To Heart

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The Gilmore Girls

The Gilmore Girls mockup

The Gilmore Girls mockup

The Gilmore Girls mockup

The Gilmore Girls mockup

The Gilmore Girls

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea mockup

When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Cold caller. mockup

Cold caller. mockup

Cold caller. mockup

Cold caller. mockup

Cold caller.

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Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream... mockup

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

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'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.' mockup

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.' mockup

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.' mockup

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.' mockup

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

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Do you believe in money at first sight?

Do you believe in money at first sight? mockup

Do you believe in money at first sight? mockup

Do you believe in money at first sight? mockup

Do you believe in money at first sight? mockup

Do you believe in money at first sight?

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"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging." mockup

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging." mockup

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging." mockup

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging." mockup

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

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"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

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"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

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The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting. mockup

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting. mockup

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting. mockup

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting. mockup

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

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'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?' mockup

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . . mockup

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . . mockup

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . . mockup

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . . mockup

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

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People want as much government as they deserve.

People want as much government as they deserve. mockup

People want as much government as they deserve. mockup

People want as much government as they deserve. mockup

People want as much government as they deserve. mockup

People want as much government as they deserve.

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"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!" mockup

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!" mockup

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!" mockup

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!" mockup

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

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'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.' mockup

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.' mockup

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.' mockup

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.' mockup

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

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"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy." mockup

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy." mockup

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy." mockup

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy." mockup

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

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'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.' mockup

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.' mockup

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.' mockup

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.' mockup

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

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"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology." mockup

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology." mockup

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology." mockup

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology." mockup

"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."

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Oscar Wilde mockup

Oscar Wilde mockup

Oscar Wilde mockup

Oscar Wilde mockup

Oscar Wilde

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'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.'' mockup

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.'' mockup

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.'' mockup

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.'' mockup

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

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