Witty Inventor Pillows

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Sport Utility Boot.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

World's cheapest car

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Sharp Eyes

'He never listened to his mother!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel