Witty Inventor Prints

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Sharp Eyes

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

You trip on it, you buy it.

'He never listened to his mother!'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Bagel problems.