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'You've been here for less than five minutes and you already know all there is to know about me and this place...'

"She's been so creative lately."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Whose the new guy?"

"I love this time of year."

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

A lesson in wit

"You folks ready to order?"

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

"At work, they call me benchmark."

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

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'Admit it - you've never liked my imaginary friends.'

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"You're definitely going to need an extraction."

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

Giant Snowman Robot

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

NASA discovers Ultima Tule, an object the farthest stretch from truth in the universe

"Don't mind him, he's just my pet peeve."

"Our staff communications protocols demand that we translate this mumbo-jumbo into gobbledygook."

'Alternative medicine enhancer'.

"Keep digging! You're no longer part of the warrior culture."

'You've had enough to drink when you feel sophisticated and can't pronounce it.'

'Is that Nat with a G?'

"I call this one 'Nude portrait of A Girl - Without a Girl.'

Man at Image Inc: 'I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy- what can you do for me?'

"How about I give you a black eye?"

Giant Cat in the Sky

"Well, I've heard of a shark attack before. But I've never seen a clown fish attack."