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Witty Book Lover Gifts
Searching for a gift that blends literary love with a dash of wit? Our collection features fun, smart motifs perfect for book enthusiasts who appreciate humor as much as a good read. From mugs that make morning coffee smarter to t-shirts that shout ‘I read past my bedtime,’ find something that complements their reading obsession with a clever twist. Each item is designed to bring a smile and a bit of literary sass to their everyday routine. Whether it’s for a birthday, a special milestone, or just because, these witty creations add a playful note to any book lover’s collection.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
"You're going to hate yourself."
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
First Novels.
"Meet the author"
"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"
Second hand furniture.
Gen-Next Library
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
Don Quixote
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
Screen Time vs Book Time
Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.
Do it yourself books.
'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'
Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.
The Beard in the Stone
The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."
"Barb's such a fast reader."
"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."
The World's Biggest Book Club
Witty Book Lover Gifts Collection
Witty Book Lover Mugs
Browse our collection of witty book lover mugs and find the perfect humorous coffee companion for any avid reader.
Witty Book Lover Pillows
Discover our witty book lover pillows—an excellent way to bring charm and humor to their favorite reading spot.
Witty Book Lover Prints
Explore our witty book lover prints to add a humorous, literary-inspired flair to their home decor.
Witty Book Lover T-Shirts
Check out our witty book lover t-shirts—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their casual wardrobe.