Witty Book Lover Mugs

Real Life Bookshop.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Screen Time vs Book Time

Do it yourself books.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Beard in the Stone

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!