Wit And Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'Second place goes to Dr. Howard Meyers, heretofore known as 'Not the Brightest Guy in the World.''

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Do Not Resuscitate

Speed Dating for Turtles

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Cannonball!'

Here and There Trays