Wish Granters Pillows

'I'll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my Genie-Ology.'

"Make an attainable wish."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Well, we got the grant."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.