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"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'You lifted your head.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

A vampire in a canoe.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Higher wisdom...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

Squirrel on the beach

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Lost and Profound.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

On Holiday

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."