Wise Wave Walker Pillows

Hold on - Now I need to part all this plastic.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'You lifted your head.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Higher wisdom...

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Squirrel on the beach

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Lost and Profound.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

On Holiday

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.