Wise Man Impersonator Prints

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Guru in a maze.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

Nature Magnified

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Donald Trump

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'2013 will be like 2012 except the world will not end.'

Lord Dundreary

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"