Wise Man Impersonator Mugs

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

Guru in a maze.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"How's tricks?"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Twelvis

Nature Magnified

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

'I've not been myself lately'

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

'I told you those Cagney impressions would get you in trouble some day.'

Three wise men following a lightbulb

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"I can..play the..Marx brothers."

Donald Trump

'Bill eventually came to regret selling his sole to the Devil.'

Really? Your friend is an Elvis impersonator. Yes, but just the overeating part.

Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. I am not your Uncle Mort. You know the doctors have said "no caffeine," Uncle Mort. I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Mr. Somewunneruther. "Mister Somewunneruther"? Yes. Of the Minnesota Somewunneruthers. We're a very old and respected family. We came over on the Sunflower. Mayflower!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"