Wire Sculpture Admirer Pillows

"Get the pliers yourself."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Rodin's Thinker.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Frizzbee statue.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Move, Gary."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."