Wire Sculpture Admirer Pillows

"Get the pliers yourself."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Phoenix

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."