Wintertime Prankster Prints

Noseless Snowman Reaches For Carrot Hanging From His Forehead.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Apple harvest."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Santa Claws...

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'ok, who threw that?'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'