Cold Weather Prankster Prints

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Apple harvest."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claws...

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'ok, who threw that?'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."