Winter Wonderlands Gifts

"Hunters use snow to their advantage. I use it to mine."

'The kids were so sweet...'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Little help?"

Frosting the Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

Ice skater

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Keeping Warm in Winter

Snowman ice fishing.

'First of all, relax.'

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Beach snowman.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Snow Bridge.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

UFO and snowman

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

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