Winter Mischief Maker Prints

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Knights

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'Good morning!'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"