Winter Mischief Maker Prints

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Knights

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'Good morning!'

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

'You're the only person I know who takes divots on the green.'

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'No pennies.'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

"Everything on his list - see to it, wrinkly!"