Holiday Mischief Maker Prints

"Our little Timmy is growing up! He's recycling the mistletoe for Valentine's Day!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'See you in two weeks!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Gesundheit!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

The invisible man makes a pancake

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'And watch out for the ... ice.'

Frankie the discount genie

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"