Winter Market Goer Gifts

Let's mull it over!

See you at the farmers market!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Placier.

Olives

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Vegicurious

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Snowman Romance

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

Flea market

Cheeses of Nazareth.

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'