Winter Market Goer Gifts

Let's mull it over!

See you at the farmers market!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Snowman Romance

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Placier.

Vegicurious

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Olives

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Cheeses of Nazareth.

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Flea market

"Can I join you until spring?"

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'