Winter Gift Prints

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Daughters on the beach

"That'll be five bucks."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Christmas Presents.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Santa called but you were out!

"I might just get a pie."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Loopholes

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Mouse returns home from work.

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."