Christmas Gifts Prints

Sue loved Vera's Christmas present, although she did wonder if wearing it would have health and safety implications...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Daughters on the beach

"That'll be five bucks."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Christmas Presents.

"I might just get a pie."

Santa called but you were out!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Ticket and passport, please."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

Loopholes

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.