Winter Funster T-Shirts

Clever dog.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Snowprov

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You spoil that boy."

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.