Wingmen Squad Pillows

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Dogs

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

Gay adoption.

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

"I died in Buffalo."

Genghis Khan

Odette from Swan Lake

I said left bank, not left turn.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Snowman facing firing squad.

Transgender personnel in the military.

Boudicca

Qatar has the death penalty for homosexuals - will you be carrying a rainbow flag, Mr. Infantino?