Wingmen Squad Pillows

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Dogs

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"My friend's in long-term hospital care. Got any Get Rich Quick cards?"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

Gay adoption.

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

"I died in Buffalo."

Genghis Khan

Odette from Swan Lake

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

I said left bank, not left turn.

"But I risk hurting the goalie's self-esteem if I score."

"I'll have what everyone else is having."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Ugh, it rings every time an angel gets his wings – How do I put it in silent mode?

Transgender personnel in the military.

Snowman facing firing squad.

Boudicca