Winging It Artists Pillows

'I've gotten by on imaginative and innovative thinking. In other words, I make it up as I go along.'

Butterfly Woman

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Modern kite for wind energy.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Caliologist

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Butterfly Woman

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Sara Sampaio

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

Florine of Burgandy and her Fiance Fighting Alongside the Son of the King of Denmark (History of the Crusades).

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

'Anyone got a hanky?'

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

"I thought bad-hair days would be a thing of the past."

End of the carrier pigeon.

"This is the moment all tech guys hate! When we tell someone their computer can't be saved."