Winged Storytellers Prints

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A boy acting suspiciously

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

David and Goliath.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'