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'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I only need shade for my wine."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Scarpia's Palace

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Feast

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Corrupt and Unresponsive

'What happened to your hand.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."