Wine Critique Connoisseur Mugs

Find a humorous or classy mug that celebrates the refined palate of a wine critique or connoisseur. Perfect for their coffee or wine evenings.

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?" mockup

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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'A cheeky red?'

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Reading my Critics

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Bacchus.

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.' mockup

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

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"I find that hugely offensive!"

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!" mockup

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.' mockup

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

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'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.' mockup

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

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"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review." mockup

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"I make it myself!"

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?' mockup

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

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The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship. mockup

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

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"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon." mockup

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

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Don Quixote

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'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.' mockup

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

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"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis." mockup

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

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"I detect a subtle bouquet of money." mockup

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

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'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

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Leo McKern

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'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.' mockup

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat. mockup

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

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"Quick swig first?"

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