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The World's Biggest Book Club

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Red Wine

Wine of the Day Club

Wine and Cheese

A very fine vintage

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

"You can't judge a book by it's content."

'Enjoy?...How?'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'