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Welcome to my cellar!

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Red Wine

Wine of the Day Club

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Wine and Cheese

A very fine vintage

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Enjoy?...How?'

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'