Wine Club Meeting T-Shirts

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

The World's Biggest Book Club

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Red Wine

Wine and Cheese

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Wine of the Day Club

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

Welcome to my cellar!

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

"You can't judge a book by it's content."

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."