Wine And Dine Enthusiast Mugs

'Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Sauvignon Bonk

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Bacchus.

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'