Wine And Dine Lover Mugs

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I make it myself!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"I only need shade for my wine."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Feast

Scarpia's Palace

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."