Wine And Dine Lover Mugs

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I make it myself!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"I only need shade for my wine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Scarpia's Palace

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Feast

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."