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Ye Olde Swimming Hole

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Just look'in'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."