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Ye Olde Swimming Hole

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Just look'in'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

Spirituality.

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

'Self-help books for cynics'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Horror

Reincarnation section of a bookstore