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"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Cathy Is Buy-Curious.

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Spirituality.

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!