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"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Cathy Is Buy-Curious.

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"What's worse, that or this?"

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Just look'in'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"Look's like a dummy run to me!"

'Self-help books for cynics'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Tired of being alone, it was time to try a different approach. 'My, how frugal. I like that in a man,' she lied.

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"