Wind-up Toy Fan Gifts

Winter in the City

Packaging Russian Dolls

Full English Breakfast.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Sand danger

Jack in the Box

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

Networking

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Hooks R Us.

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

"This robot learns from its mistakes - except when it comes to personal relationships."

Dog with chew toy.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Rubik's Cubicle

Robot News: best places to work

Earthworm Stampede

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'Isn't this cool? It's my new work load manager!'

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"Had to make a few changes for the American market."

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed