Wind Energy Skeptic Gifts

Comb-overs against wind farms!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Desert island wind-turbine.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Windfarm Autumn.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

"It's for global cooling."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

"It recharges my ipod."

Renewable energy

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"What can you give me for wind?"

"This truck never needs recharging."

High School Science Project Competition

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

Arctic Wildfires.

Don Quixote Update.