Wind Energy Skeptic Gifts

Comb-overs against wind farms!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Windfarm Autumn.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"It's for global cooling."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"We were worried about the carbon footprint from the charcoal - so we converted it to wind power."

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

Renewable energy

'Is it a bird? Is it a plane?'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'I told you we should have protested against that windfarm'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

"This truck never needs recharging."

"What are your thoughts on energy renewables?"

High School Science Project Competition

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

"What can you give me for wind?"

Arctic Wildfires.

Don Quixote Update.

Out of gas.