Willpower Wizard T-Shirts

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Miss America IQ Pageant

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

D.I.Y

Money exchange

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Dept. of the Treasury

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'