Willpower Wizard T-Shirts

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

D.I.Y

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Dept. of the Treasury

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'