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'And to my brother, all my spare brushes, for getting between gaps in teeth.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Southwark Fair.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'I'm fired, am I -- What's that supposed to mean?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"We're a family here and you'll be like a son to me - illegitimate, of course."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."