Wildlife Wisecracker Pillows

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Tallyho!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Koala

Giraffe Selfie

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"