Wildlife Wisecracker Mugs

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

"Mind the whale, dear."

Duck Hunt

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

"Tallyho!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Koala

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"