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"You still have that family of skunks living under your barn?"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

'It was embarrassing. While I was taking up their cell phones, my cell phone rang.'

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I'm looking for a troubleshooter. No offense, but do you even own a gun?"

"Kick the machine"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

The Importance of Data Backup.

Fox Hunters.

Space X Crew Dragon

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

Dept. Manager. I think he wants me for a troubleshooter! He told me whenever there's a problem around here he always looks for me.

"It's that new troubleshooter you hired, sir -- He got himself in the foot."

"Wanted"

'Now calm down and tell Momma what's wrong. Was it the raw data I fed you?'

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Elephants

"My smart speaker's not!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

'I need more than a troubleshooter... I need a hit man.'

Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!

"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."

No Wi-Fi in Hell

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

"Keep your eye on him."

'Last month you were our history teacher, now you're just history.'