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'It would seem that grooming one another is very important in maintaining social order.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Bears catching fish

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'