Wildlife Scientist T-Shirts

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'What do they look like? I wouldn't know a mongoose if I saw one.'

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Cat box"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Garden Goddess.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Marco ..."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Giraffe Selfie