Wildlife Rehabilitation T-Shirts

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"That's mine!"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Rubbish Carousel

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Sea Change.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Plastic?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"You fly into a window, too?"

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

A polar bear holds a press conference.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

Seals - Pick your own.

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Wildlife Tree

"Use your indoor voice!"

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Grumpy Hamster