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'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The interested bystanders.

Bee flying to another flower.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beaver tower

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"That's mine!"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Zoo: No Hunting.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Save the unicorn.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'